toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
dignitea: I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.
spiirited: basically don’t open up to anyone ever
andrewjgarner: Summer nights were built for kissing you as sloppily as a dog (head to toes, toes to head) after evening dinners in Lilly dresses and button-ups and the only patience involved is trying to only make out at red lights on the way home, windows down, driving fast, magnetic eyes stuck to thighs and beaming cheeks.
hateruess: yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– N’tima (via prettyinpinkprep)
housewifeswag: you know when youre having sex with a dude, or giving him head, and he whispers fuuuck yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life